Tuesday, May 29, 2007


WHITE NOOK LOVES TO PARTYMatt Chico was robbed of a victory by the weather and Saul Rivera. It sucked.


The Nats won during another Matt Chico start. He even inspired White Nook Logan to hit a grand slam, how awesome was that?!?! In honor of this event we present a list of people more likely to hit a granny than White Nook:

  • Susan Sarandon, famous movie star and America Hater
  • Matt Chico, Everyone's favorite baseball player
  • Ross Perot, former Dana Carvey impersonator
  • Ray Knight, old man and MASN Nats Extra Superstar (we love you Ray)
  • Larry Jones, Nats ballboy
  • TP, Nats blogger
  • Brad Wilkerson, former Nationals great
  • Don Imus, famous racist
  • Hillary Swank, star of TV's Harry and the Hendersons
  • Amerigo Vespucci
  • Former WWF Superstar Duke the Dumpster Drose
  • Your Mother

1 comment:

Andrew said...

sirs - this blog rules. simontacchi rules, church drools