Are you there God? It's me, Matt B.
Why have you forsaken Matt Chico? You give him such gifts as a plus slider and intestinal fortitude, yet you take away his control. Why must all beautiful things like Matt Chico's left arm have a flaw? I thought that You had created a pitcher with a breaking pitch that was so good not even You could hit it. But then you refuse to let Matt Chico realize his talents.
This isn't going to be like Daniel Cabrera, right? You wouldn't do this to me twice, would you God? Please give me a sign.