Holy shit, did you realize Tony Batista is on the Nationals? Apparently he couldn't cut it with the Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks. Where is Larry Broadway??
Ground out by prolific animal abuser Scott Thorman for the first out.
Another ground out by noted copycat Chuck James, two outs.
Ardent Holocaust denier Matt Diaz flies out to end the inning.
Another triumph of awesome over evil.
Matt Chico due up third in the inning, looking to improve on his .167 average.