Matt Chico was robbed of a victory by the weather and Saul Rivera. It sucked.BUT
The Nats won during another Matt Chico start. He even inspired White Nook Logan to hit a grand slam, how awesome was that?!?! In honor of this event we present a list of people more likely to hit a granny than White Nook:
- Susan Sarandon, famous movie star and America Hater
- Matt Chico, Everyone's favorite baseball player
- Ross Perot, former Dana Carvey impersonator
- Ray Knight, old man and MASN Nats Extra Superstar (we love you Ray)
- Larry Jones, Nats ballboy
- TP, Nats blogger
- Brad Wilkerson, former Nationals great
- Don Imus, famous racist
- Hillary Swank, star of TV's Harry and the Hendersons
- Amerigo Vespucci
- Former WWF Superstar Duke the Dumpster Drose
- Your Mother
