Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Well Done Jerks

I hope you're happy Florida Margaylins. You ruined this baby's day. ON IT'S BIRTHDAY.

Why don't you just tell this kid that Santa isn't real?

Matt Chico went 4 innings, giving up 8 hits, 3 home runs, 3 strikeouts, and 6 runs (all of which were super lame.) At the end of the day, Matt Chico perseveres. What doesn't kill Matt Chico makes him stronger.

Levale Speigner, thanks a lot for stranding the inherited runners. NOT! I bet you didn't know Matt Chico knows karate (5th degree black belt) but you'll find out soon after the game when you find crushed cinderblocks in front of your locker, then turn around to find a roundhouse kick right up in your dome.


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