Tuesday, April 17, 2007

People Inferior to Matt Chico

Matt Chico rules more than:

1. Keith Hernandez
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2. Wesley Snipes
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3. Steve Sanders*

Ian Ziering

4. Mr. Rogers
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5. Squanto


MATT CHICO HAS MORE MAJOR LEAGUE WINS THAN ALL OF THESE CLOWNS COMBINED!!!!!!


*-Nothing is known of Sanders' possible fictional major league career, but look at him. He would strike you out.

5 comments:

Ryan said...

At present, Steve Sanders is equivalent to Chico on the MAS (master awesomeness scale). Both rank well below Jack Bauer, although as a street-hardened badass, Chico could someday equal Jack's level of kickassitude.

TP said...

Matt Chico laughs at your childish assertions.

Ryan said...

ryan disagrees with ryan. chico > steve sanders; =true fuckers. A+ on the blog, are the hours 12 pm thru midnight of 24 worth downloading on itunes for 12 bucks?

Kristina said...

Steve Sanders is more of a football type, I'd say. He could strike you out with his brooding expression and the clench of his jaw, no question, but I think he's more suiited for the lateral pass than the curveball.

Ryan said...

ryan will answer ryan that yes, those hours are worth it for 12 bucks. Matt Chico wrote hours 9 and 11 while waiting for a challenge during spring training.