Nice baseball card, you dork. Don't blame me when the rabid denizens of the Chicosphere go and burn down your straw hut in whatever part of bumblefuck Latin America you're from.
Good thing it took me so long to make this post because there's a bounty on your head too, Mike Jacobs. Oh, and you're really fucking ugly. Not to mention you're totally gay, watch your hands around the D-Train you homo.