EXAVIER PRENTE LOGAN YOU ARE STUPID

YOU AND THE CHIEF STOLE A WIN FROM MATT CHICO. GO TO QUADRUPLE A WHERE YOU BELONG NOOK. GO NOW. TAKE WHITE NOOK (WOOK) WITH YOU.

WEEKEND REPORT

Matt Chico was robbed of a victory by the weather and Saul Rivera. It sucked.

BUT

The Nats won during another Matt Chico start. He even inspired White Nook Logan to hit a grand slam, how awesome was that?!?! In honor of this event we present a list of people more likely to hit a granny than White Nook:

• Susan Sarandon, famous movie star and America Hater
• Matt Chico, Everyone's favorite baseball player
• Ross Perot, former Dana Carvey impersonator
• Ray Knight, old man and MASN Nats Extra Superstar (we love you Ray)
• Larry Jones, Nats ballboy
• TP, Nats blogger
• Brad Wilkerson, former Nationals great
• Don Imus, famous racist
• Hillary Swank, star of TV's Harry and the Hendersons
• Amerigo Vespucci
• Former WWF Superstar Duke the Dumpster Drose
• Your Mother